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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

claire-o:

"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."
- Chuck Palahniuk

claire-o:

"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."

- Chuck Palahniuk

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill